Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2005 Subject: Status of Rey Valdez Dear Sir, Rey Valdez has problems at AA Knoxville Smokies! He has an ERA of 5.52, so you might want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/9/2005 Subject: Status of Eddie Quinlan Dear Sir, Eddie Quinlan has an ERA of 5.02 at AA Knoxville Smokies. I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/17/2005 Subject: Willie Cavendish healing process Willie Cavendish is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/2/2005 Subject: Progress of Kevin Dolan Dear Sir, Kevin Dolan has nothing more to prove at AA Knoxville Smokies! He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/13/2005 Subject: Status of Sergio Maciel Dear Sir, Sergio Maciel isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Knoxville Smokies! He has an AVG of .226, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/14/2005 Subject: Status of Tony Giuliano Dear Sir, Tony Giuliano has an ERA of 8.44 at AA Knoxville Smokies. I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/15/2005 Subject: Kijuro Uhara Kijuro Uhara is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/17/2005 Subject: Kijuro Uhara Kijuro Uhara is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/5/2005 Subject: Anibal Oliveira learns new position Anibal Oliveira has made noteable progress learning his new position, Third Base. I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 9/3/2005 Subject: Korben Dallas healing process Korben Dallas is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 9/13/2005 Subject: Well... I am rather upset that I do not play regularly. I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards, Jeb Willocks
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